Gipple the Tauren

I recently moved into San Francisco with a new roomate. We've got a great relationship going, i.e. we generally stay out of each others way. When he is home, he stays in his room at all times (except for meals & bathroom breaks) to play World of Warcraft. That's all he does. We work chores around his Raids. I don't know why he even bothers since he's already at level 60. Tonight, he showed me his Tauren character and said the sexiest thing to me ever, "Do you want to see me naked?" Before I could respond, he stripped his Tauren of armor. I was speechless.